A golden or clay statue often found in the game Amnesia. Named by the notorious youtuber Pewdiepie and is used as Pewdie's main weapon of mental security. It is his most trusted friend, placed at a higher level than Mr. Chair, Jennifer, Piggy, Skully, and Mayonnaise.
"Alois Pewdie, I am GOLDEN EDITION Stephano" - Stephano
"Where is Stephano? Jesus Christ, I need Stephano...T-T" -Pewdiepie
"and PICK UP STEPHANO" "Alois Pewdie... I left a little drink for you t'will make you all warm and fuzzy inside..." "alright sounds good, wait sleeping potion YOU DRUGGED ME NO!!!!!"
A guy that just makes u feel happy right when u see him. He doesn’t try and be liked he just is because of his personality. Someone who makes u laugh at the most dumb things ever that aren’t funny like the size of a bowl or falling down the stairs. He makes it funny. You should be happy to meet a stephanos
Stephopolis residents are referred to as Stepholites. Stepholites never get shit done because all they do is think about sex and Ryan Reynolds and UK & MSU basketball....
Do they do anything besides fuck all day in Stephopolis?
You know how horny those Stepholites get...
Sexy, caring, intelligent man. A fun person to be around, with a smile that will light up the room. A gentleman in the streets, but a freak in the sheets kinda guy. Someone that you would never wanna loose.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.