Snatch Net

A womans under garment, which, guards her snatch from chafing

"when i took off her pants it revealed her pink snatch net"

by JD February 10, 2004

snatch smack

to be blocked from another girl while in chase for the opposite or same sex. female version of "cock block" .

Amy thought that he was hot, but that other bitch moved in and snatch smacked her right in front of Amy.

Amber was a lesbian and she knew the girl on the other side of the bar wanted the blonde in the corner, so Amber moved quick in and snatch smacked the other girl straight out of the way.

by Blake and Emily February 18, 2008

Snatch hachet

A females significant other i.e. her boyfriend or husband

John: have you seen Shirley?

Dave: Yeah, she's with her snatch hachet

by Rupert Duncan August 5, 2008

snatch wrap

A term used for a chick with a puss that looks like a snack wrap from McDonalds

"That chick had one nasty barbacue snatch wrap!"

by N cracka and 25 cent February 23, 2009

sloppy snatch

A big wet, sloppy minge.

Get ya sloppy snatch out.

by Bob Dylan 1988 May 26, 2009

office snatch

A female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Things like sitting in warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. She never forgets. She's also the source and spreader of office rumors and the first to tattle on anyone. This chick is cold, literally. She's constantly whining about being cold and turns up the thermostat to the displeasure of all of her fellow coworkers.

She may or may not be pregnant. But, you don't dare ask.

If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.

Fucking office snatch is bitching about sitting in warm chairs again. Are we fucking dead? Should I kill myself about 10 minutes prior to our meeting time so she can remove my cold, lifeless body in hopes for coolness for her fatty, worthless ass?

This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.

by peacefulstreamsinyoface August 15, 2011

Satchel Snatch

Old dried up poon.

That cougar had the worst case of satchel snatch I've ever seen!

by texmex2000 September 21, 2011