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Sexy squirrel 

A sexy squirrel is a squirrel with a perfect body , with each ass check the size of earth and breasts the size of Jupiter.a sexy squirrel is normally named Selena Amy Iona, Poppy ,Rebecca,Aoibhín,Armelaor Moyà.A sexy squirrel loves the feeling of her plastic breasts. A sexy squirrel is bad ass bitch . When you see a sexy squirrel you will instantly fall in love a sexy squirrel gives her heart out to everyone .a sexy squirrel is basically another word for a slut
Sexy squirrel by Fanypack123 November 2, 2017

blind squirrel 

blind squirrel: someone searching for something with out a chance of finding it. It comes from "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in while."
He is a blind squirrel.

Rocky the flying squirrel 

The act of grabbing your nutsack through your open fly and extending the loose skin into a rough square shape with thumbs and index fingers from both hands and then posing for a picture with someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.
Dammit! I just got logged onto Facebook and Kyle posted pictures where he Rocky the flying squirrel'ed me.

Dirt Squirrel

A female that has had a lot of different sex partners.
A female that changes boyfriends often
A female that has sex with a guy and a few or all of his friends ( at different times in a short time period)

A female that comes to the bar just to find a guy to take home
a female with 2 or more kids all with different dads
Stay away from that chick she's a total dirt squirrel.
Did you see the dirt squirrel he brought home last night , he better get checked

I had no idea she was a dirt squirrel , why didn't someone tell me/
See that chick (points to a female across the way ) stay away iv'e heard shes a huge dirt squirrel
Dirt Squirrel by LostMujer86 November 15, 2016

the squirrel 

The "Squirrel" is where you swing your junk forward, and then catching it between your legs on the backswing. thus giving the effect of a squirrel from behind

I tried the Squirrel and ended up rupturing my scrotum
the squirrel by rimmy87 October 17, 2007

Purple Squirrel 

For all practical purposes, there is no such thing as a "Purple Squirrel"; not in nature and not in the job market. It is a metaphor used by recruiters to identify the unrealistic expectations of a client company.

The happy exception is when a perfect candidate, with exactly the right qualifications and experience, is actually found for a job opening. That person would then be referred to as a "Purple Squirrel".

But every human being is flawed, and even if the candidate has all the requirements, i.e. IS a Purple Squirrel, they might not even get a phone screening.

Thus, even one recruiter's Purple Squirrel can be "just another disqualified candidate" to the client company.

In particular, recruiters or HR people use the term when they are talking to other recruiters or someone familiar with the recruiting industry.

The term has been in use for at least 10 years (there once was a magazine called "Purple Squirrel"). The term is in common, but not widespread use by recruiters as of 2009.

Such are the realities of the early twenty-first century job market. As more workers become unemployed, companies become more selective, and finding work becomes more difficult to the point where recruiters are expected to find "Purple Squirrels" for job openings, and companies move ever more slowly to fill positions.
Oy, I am so tired of dealing with that company. I've found Purple Squirrels for them twice and they still haven't filled the job.