Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

icy squirrel

A blowjob where the blower has an ice cube in each side of their mouth, which puffs out their cheeks. This is believed to have originated in a rural shanty-town called Yarmouth in the South-Eastern part of Canada, however this lore is yet to be confirmed.

Last night she gave me the ol' icy squirrel

by Peter Fidler November 7, 2017

squirrel-bat

a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.

person A: "what's so great about the squirrel-bat?"

person B: "EVERYTHING"

by tacobell263 October 15, 2010

Retarded squirrel

It’s a retarded squirrel be careful may have rabies.

This squirrel is so retarded it is a retarded squirrel

by The retarded guy episode 4 April 14, 2023

full of squirrels

Being totally and completely distractible, unable to pay attention. Similar to Dug the dog in the Pixar film Up.

I've got buckle down and finish this spreadsheet for the meeting this afternoo... OH LOOK, A BUTTERFLY! No, I must concentrate, this is very import...SUDDEN URGE TO CHECK CELL PHONE. Darn it, I'm so full of squirrels today I just can't focus!

by Squirrelatron August 20, 2016

Hungry Squirrel

Ejaculating on your female companion's chest, and then make her consume this "chest nut".

I gave my girlfriend a hungry squirrel last night, it was nuts.

by Buff Man Squilliam April 24, 2019

curly squirrel

During the throws of passion, ...your partner grasps and rotates the nut sack 180° degrees clockwise, whilst eating the asshole and stroking the dick.

Yo dude, that bitch just curly squirrel led my ass!

by cj9617 June 3, 2016