Crazy Spiderman

To 69 a woman in the elevator in the Empire State Building, going all the way to the top. While still 69'ing her, carry her to the edge of the roof and jump off. Proceed to perform anal sex, just before you reach the half way point you remove your penis and shoot your web like cum at a pole; saving you and her. Gently drop her on the ground and spin around the pole to ram her for the final time.

"I totally did the Crazy Spiderman on that bitch..."
"How are you alive..?"

by Green_Kentucky November 11, 2011

spide

Originally from the term Spiderman because of the clothes they wore. ie. fashion sense of spiderman.
Usually come accompanied with sovereigns, moustaches, short hair, baseball caps, shell suits and hang around in groups of a hundred + lookin for a diggin`.
(also linked to most forms of trance and hardcore)

Look at the state of those wee spidey fuckers.

by al July 6, 2003

spiderman

The common misspelling of "Spider-Man".

Since this was mentioned in an episode of "Seinfeld" (where Jerry says "Spiderman" sounds like a Jewishname), it may have helped spread the misspelling.

NOTE: the hyphen "-" was put into the title/name to help distinguish "Spider-Man" from "Superman" on the comic book covers.

I was reading the a review of the latest Spider-Man comic and the idiot editor spelled it "Spiderman". Pfft.

by Spider-Bat April 21, 2009

The Spider-man

The sex act in which a male cums on his hand and flings it on a girls face, like spider-mans web.

"Hey, guess what?", asked Joe. "I just pulled The Spider-man on Lindy!"

by Gary Clark November 12, 2007

Hairy Spider

When you take a number 2 on someone's chest and you then cut your pubes off on it to make the residue resemble a new species of arachnid.

"Wow that was the biggest hairy spider I have seen ever"

by Austin42g April 1, 2010

Kinky Spider Sex

What Peter Parker and Mary Jane were thinking about during the scene of the second movie when he's got her in the web and she finds out that he is in fact Spiderman

*Scene where M.J. is chillin in the web while spider man climbs down

Person 1: You know what she's thinking right now, don't ya?

Person 2: No, what?

Person 1: Kinky Spider Sex

by TreeBobJoe October 4, 2010

Spider

One of the most plentiful and successful organisms on the planet. they are most known for frightening people, and spinning silk. They are generally solitary creatures. They may be creepy looking, but they are facinating creatures when you look them up.

Not all spiders are poisinus. However, the venomous bites of the Black Widow and the Brown Recluse have been known to make people significantly ill.

by Light Joker July 1, 2004