screwing off

see "dicking around"

stop screwing off you dumb wanker and help me

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

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Screw you

it says to someone that you think they should get their fat ass away before they go boom.basically you can say fuck off to mum without her getting pissed.

Mum: get off your laptop.i need it.
Me:screw you.its mine.
Mum:*silence*
Me:ha!!
Mum:*silence*
Me: *middle finger*

by lone wolf 1010 December 21, 2019

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screw

slowed down music that came from the one and only 713(h-town)

that song sounds badass screwed

by la_chula April 14, 2005

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screw the pooch

To engage in intercourse with the family dog.

Boy, Sparky's looking tired today. Mom must have really screwed the pooch last night.

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Timmies' got blue balls, so I told him to screw the pooch.

by MonickerBazillion December 4, 2010

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definition: 1.) Having sexual relations with a (Jersey) girl with a butt-spew tattoo after buying her 3 drinks. 2.)Middle-aged women sleeping with hobos and bridge dwellers by offering alcoholic beverages to entice fornication. 3.)Allowing oil company executives convince you to grant them billion dollar tax cuts just prior to raising gasoline prices to record levels. (see: assuming the position.)

1.) Man, I went out with this chick last night, but she was a total Tramp Screw. Never again! Friend: "Nice tattoo, huh?"
2.) Ruth: "Betty, I found a really interesting guy!" Betty: "Really, someone you met at work?" Ruth: "No, he's just a tramp screw I found at the Soup Kitchen - but fun anyway!"
3.) Dick Cheney: "What transpired behind closed doors with the Energy Task Force is of no interest to you, just merely a silly little tramp screw." George W: "Heh, heh, what he said..."

by Timothy Gilchrist August 31, 2008

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