Spreadsheeter

It is said of a homosexual man who really loves NSA sex with one, two or lots of men. Mostly, but not always, a bottom gay.
Expression comes from Argentina, where it is an habit for some gays to go to Brazil and have sex with as many dudes as possible, then ''fill Excel spreadsheets with the dicks they ate''.

''He's a totally spreadsheeter; look how the bitch is counting all the guys who fucked him''.

by dantelicious July 11, 2009

Spreading School

A place where moms and dads go in order to learn to spread butter, cream cheese, peanut butter, jelly as well as other assorted items on bread, bagels or crackers.

Johnny: Mom, how do you spread this cream cheese so smooth on my bagel?
Mom: Well, I went to Spreading School!

by islandgirl63 December 19, 2010

spreading the butter

spreading whipped cream on a mans dick

Paula stop spreading the butter on Billy!

by the toothless wonder April 23, 2004

Spreading

Spreading means separating

Your spreading the cheese from the burger

by RedDreams January 10, 2020

Spready

A large or vast amount of cash on hand.

Who broke?... Man you know I got spready.

by D'andre Bands August 11, 2017

Spreativity

When creativity and expression are combined I call it "Spreativity" (5th/10/2005)

around world people will create and express their thoughts ideas and knowledge in various forms of spreativity. It will also help start a new volution, spreativolution.

by Greg October 6, 2005

Speading the love

"Speading the love" = Very drunk.
"Speading the love" = Talking rubbish to strangers.
"Speading the love" = Extremely inebriated
"Speading the love" =Not thinking things though before videos are made of you.
"Speading the love" = Not knowing where you are, but feeling good about it.

Oh man I was "speading the Love" till early this morning.

You should have seen geoff last night he was "speading the love" all over town.

It's going to be a great one tonight, im going to "spead the love" to stangers all night.

by Simon Cox June 30, 2007