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Sports

Something animals dont whine about, because animals dont have sports.
Female animals dont whine about how sports are unfair toward one sex or the other, since animals dont have or need sports. Animals dont do anything for sport, humans do. They also dont whine about not getting paid as much as they think they deserve, or as much as male animals, since animals dont have or need money, and don't do anything for the money, humans do. There is no more morally qualified or righteous human sex, they're both corrupted in comparison to animals. Animals really do appreciate simply being alive.
by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020
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extreme sport

1) Doing homework before class.
2) Doing homework when the teacher is collecting homeworks.
This IS extreme sport
I want an Olympic medal
by KdbeuzhskUba jj sy December 15, 2019
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Sports Coma

The lethargic and often helpless state one enters after their "team" loses. Can be a prolonged state and affect a wide area such as a city or region.
"Jerry has been in his room for three hours."
"Yeah this Peyton Manning thing has im in a real sports coma"
by Frederick Jackson October 16, 2011
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EA Sports

pay $20 to buy the Title Pack, with a chance to pull the rest of this intro.
Pay $100 for a guaranteed chance at this sentence to finish the EA Sports intro!!!
by 999_WRLD April 7, 2020
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sports glad

Last night I was so sports glad.

WTF does that even mean, you pillick?
by spike47934902309423-048 August 25, 2010
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pa sports

Pa Sports the best german Rapper amk!!!
by PainBaba December 29, 2016
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Sports announcer

Somebody that might one day say something that might backfire while trying to play up to somebody's ego.
The fans wanted to see their home team win the game, but even the most die hard fans were saying Would you stop sucking the guy's dick? to the announcer after he called the athlete the Cock of the Walk. Yeah, the guy isn't getting paid to say nothing, but even if he wants the world to know how attractive he thinks the guy is, why would he do it in a sports arena? That's as bad as proposing at a sports arena or stadium. People watching the game are watching the same game as the sports announcer, they don't need everything inflated to excess or done to excess to enjoy a game.
by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021
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