sports

not golf

sports require skill and are physical unlike golf

by Jeff Robert Scottson May 15, 2019

sport

not cheer

oh my gosh! volleyball and football are examples of sports.

by original offender April 22, 2020

Sports

the vague concept of moving your body to achieve the goal of making kids cry

Dad: Hey son, lets play some sports
Son: OK
Dad: (pulls out belt)

by GetReadyEpicGamers238 February 03, 2019

Sport

Marching band

Let’s go to a marching band competition marching band a sport

by DaniellaR November 11, 2017

Sport

Not Chess

"Chess is not a sport you double chin, greasy fingered, moron"

by King_Derp135 May 27, 2022

Sports

WHAT YOURE NOT DOING RIGHT NOW!! GO OUTSIDE AND DO SOMETHING!!!

Hey. I think I'll play sports. Wanna join ?

by 86anonymous September 13, 2017

Sports

Nowadays, with people who focus on just breaking records or mindless stats, the focus on why people came up with sports in the first place is lost. A group of kids with no pads and no formal rules getting together to play sports in a neighborhood is less likely to end up with any serious injuries than in pro sports, especially when kids know they're going to see each other again on a regular basis, in case the kid with the chip on his/her shoulder is thinking about breaking some bones and taking another kid out for an extended time, or in case another kid is thinking about hiding out for an extended time over an overextended ankle or sore thumb.

People who want people to focus on mindless stats or broken records are missing the point of why there are sports in the first place. Superheroes don't exist, so the point of sports is not to become one.

by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021