Sloppy Glove

When a man cums in his hand and then slaps a girl in the face with his cum filled hand.

Dude i fucking sloppy gloved that girl last night

by Luke PieStalker February 6, 2010

Sloppy Blobber

A wet, saliva covered blow job.

Dude, that chick gives the best sloppy blobbers ever! I'm surprised she isn't dehydrated afterward.

by TimInBoise March 30, 2010

Sloppy Floyd

Kind of like a sloppy joe, but made with shit and menstrual fluids.

I just looked in the toilet and my girl left me with a sloppy floyd!

by James H. Floyd June 1, 2010

sloppy melon

Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon

Brad preformed the sloppy melon

by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013

sloppy sock puppet

when you engage in protected sexual intercourse with a woman and when you ejaculate you turn the condom inside out and fist the shit out of her with the condom on your hand.

last night for my birthday

my girlfriend let me give her a sloppy sock puppet.

by dickweed69 October 11, 2014

Sloppy Tommy

A unique form of a blowjob in which the person performing the oral sex moans "Ugggh Tommy yes" when the penis is about to ejaculate, the person then proceeds to spell out "Tommy" on their forehead with the semen.

I heard Sally gave Gavin sloppy tommy last night!

I just got sloppy tommy .

Bro did she give you sloppy tommy?

by Coyxte June 24, 2016

Sloppy goose

When a guy is eating out a girl while on her period and is sucking the blood out of her vagina.

Chris Kringle wanted to go down on Milly, but she was on her period so he did the sloppy goose.

by MapleSaryp January 26, 2019