Far East Fire-Spitter

The act in which you stick an entire bottle of Sriracha in yo girl's pussy and squeeze it all out in her like a syringe, then proceed to give her head with the goal of going for 10 minutes without bursting into tears. But instead if you choose hit that shit, raw, nutting all up in her, you have completed the alternative, known as the "Korean Lava Creampie."

'Hey Tyler, I just gave Jane a Far East Fire-Spitter for 20 straight minutes last night without crying!' 'Oh yeah? Well last night I gave Heather a wicked Korean Lava Creampie!'

by DanBulk December 30, 2016

Semi-Auto Corn Spitter

Dat ass though

" Hey Wojo, you see that semi-auto corn spitter, id lick it "

" that ain't a dumpah, that's a semi-automatic corn spitter "

by cp0909 August 31, 2017

Semi-Auto Corn Spitter

Dat ass though

" Hey Wojo, you see that semi-auto corn spitter, id lick it "

" that ain't a dumpah, that's a semi-automatic corn spitter "

by cp0909 August 31, 2017

shittature

Reading materials one finds in a bathroom.

I gotta go drop a deuce. Do you have any shittature for me to peruse?

by Merkin Donor January 4, 2008

shitter jackers

when something bad happens...
you can always rely on saying the comforting phrase SHITTER JACKERS. It started with cracker jackers then crapper jackers then spread on to infect the word shit.

Oh shitter jackers, i fell down the stairs and bled out my eyes!

by scarscar February 19, 2009

shittata

Mixture of the words shit and frittata, the spanish omelette of the same name.

Usually exclaimed during the rush to the loo - where you know that the oncoming turd will well and truly fill the pan like an omelette

Ooh man, i'm gonna have to dash - need a shittata

by ebuygum April 22, 2009

shittaping

to video tape anyone who is "the shit".

I was totally shittaping Mr. Wiggles in France!

by toothoreo December 14, 2010