sloppy cornholio

funneling cappuchino into your own ass. or the act of giving your bunghole cappuchino

the cops kicked in the door just as joe was giving himself the sloppy cornholio

by yeahbod December 11, 2006

Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper

When a male defecates into a female's mouth, who then proceeds to fellate the male with a mouthful of excrement.

Not even the Germans, with their infinite scheizer porn, were ready for the Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper.

by the black debbie February 6, 2005

sloppopotamus

A Slop Tart and a Hippopotamus Put Together---as seen on the Jersey Shore.

Dat girl be retardly drunk--what a sloppopotamus.

by sloptard March 17, 2011

window shopping

When a person stares at the ass or genitals of another person without actually touching them.

Guy: *staring at a woman's ass*
Woman: Hey! I see you window shopping there!

by redandsymmetry February 22, 2017

sloppy joan

While engaged in intercourse, withdraw your unit and ejaculate into the palm of your hand. Procede to smack your partner across the face with said man juice.

"She was a naughty lil kitty, last night i gave her a Sloppy Joan and she liked it!"

by redijedi June 22, 2005

DK Sloppy

the act of being extremely drunkenly sloppy to the point of embarassment

girl: omg, did you see how drunk she was last night?
guy: holy shit, she was sooo DK Sloppy

by The Town Drunk April 9, 2009

Sloppy Nigger Walk

the ridiculous walk that niggers use. If all people were uniform color, you could still identify a nigger by his sloppy walk. He'll have one hand on his usually massive cack, swing the other arm more than it needs to be swung, and catch his fat nigger lips on trip wires, pigeons, hot dog carts, bannana peels, and other random objects.

Hey, Simon, watch out. That nigger is approaching with a sloppy nigger walk. Don't let him touch you and give you AIDs.

by Party February 12, 2005