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Human Slip and Slide

A group of people lay side by side covered in body oil. They must lay on their stomach and be completely nude. The speediest friend you have must take a speedy running start and dive across their bodies with his/her tongue out. Hopefully they have a large enough tongue to get a lick of every butt. At the end of the slide, a large man must have his butthole raised up just enough so that your face lands in a stinky pile of garbage.
The first eight buttholes of this Human Slip and Slide were fine, but that huge guy at the end made my whole face stink like someone dragged their stinky nutsack across it.
by Sally Crapbasket July 9, 2009
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rusty scissor power slide

A sexual act in which two men start by anus scissoring, but then slide in synchronization in a clockwise motion so that major penis-to-anus penetration occurs.
Rob, being the chief, ordered butt-pirate Andy to rusty scissor power slide JP. They thoroughly enjoyed it as Rob video taped the whole thing.
by Wordupbrah June 21, 2011
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slide

to move in or out; Heavily used in the southeast region
I'm bout to slide up out dis joint!
by Jason November 22, 2003
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Sliders

People who show up to parties and don't pay for anything. They steal your beer and liquor without paying. You can spot a slider by hearing phrases such as:
"What kind of beer do you guys have?"
"Dude this party is awesome, can I have a beer?"
(walk in the door) "Next on the table"
(walk in the door) Amy: Hey guys sweet party
Chuck: ...thanks?
Amy: What kind of beer do you guys have? (holds a beer examining it)
Chuck: ...Keystone
Amy: Cool, next on the table!
Dave (to chuck): Sliders...
by SUUUWUUU February 16, 2010
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slidge

1. noun, used most frequently to question/protest the distance one has traveled as a result of getting punched in the face in super smash brothers.

2. interjection, no meaning, based on above usage, but here used with no detectable prompting, and for no objective purpose.
1. -what the slidge?!?
2. jimmy: hey wanna eat dinner?
phil: slidge! skrang!
jimmy: what?
phil: huh? sorry.
by captainfalcon July 25, 2004
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slid down the bannister and warm my tea up

man asking female to ready herself for some cunninglingus
Bill: Oi sweetheart, slid down the bannister and warm my tea up
by Uncle Helmet May 30, 2006
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slide-off

1.Sasha Pinero who lives on kingsbridge and webb.
2.A nasty excuse for a female that will slide on any guy's dick raw after only knowing them for two days.
3.Female meaningless to any man
1. Oh that's the "Slide-off."
2.That's just a nasty slide-off don't talk to her.
3.slide-off's are treated like yesturday's trash
by Chula #1 April 23, 2005
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