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Shart

When Handsome Patrick goes over to Kevin's mom's house to bang it out.
by TwonKnoves August 3, 2019
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Krista Sharted

It means she sharted.
Polina: Ewwww who sharted?
Jessica: Krista Sharted
by Cool_Campfire24567 September 25, 2022
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Shart

When one farts and a flying brown lump is ejected into the sky, it then can land on anyone or anything in the vicinity.
When I Shart the felling of the slippery stuff that slips through into the sky
by I love eating Shart June 27, 2023
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Krista Sharted

Friend 1: what is that great smell?
Friend 2: Krista Sharted
by Cool_Campfire24567 September 25, 2022
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Shart Residue

The wetness left over after you shit your pants that sticks to your underwear or between your buttcheeks
Kaden had some shart residue left after that juicy fart he let go.
by itsmells September 8, 2016
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shart

When an organism randomly generates the decision to release a tingling sensation in the intestinal area, often referred to as a “fart” or “toot”, yet manages to expel feces simultaneously whilst ejecting the gas that was previously contained inside the intestines along with the unexpected feces, therefore resulting in an absolute mess.
Jarred: Well, Harold, I must say, I am having quite a splendid time this evening. The food is great.

Harold: I am so delighted to hear that from you, Jarred! I thought the slight spiciness was a bit too much, but everyone seems to like it.

*Jarred sharts from the explosive spice in the food he had just had legit 100 kg of 10 seconds ago*

Jarred: Gotta blast!!
by nolabb August 16, 2019
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sharts

I presented my sharts at the meeting this afternoon.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.
by Tired PM July 13, 2023
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