Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming as we only want to appreciate a well kept face that doubles as a perfect seat.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.

Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…

by talamobley444 December 22, 2021

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splash seats

Seats closest to anything that may include uncontrolled splattering of liquid or fluid, such as spit from a teacher at the front of a classroom, blood and sweat from a fight in a boxing ring, or particular seats at a water ride that got drenched.

I wanted to sit at the front of the classroom and show my teacher how excited I was to learn the subject. But after repeatedly getting hit in the face with spit during the lectures, I realized that I was sitting in the splash seats, so I decided to sit back a few rows.

by MissMaiTai September 18, 2021

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Three to a seat is sweet

Implications of a sex between three people. three people to a seat.

Three to a seat is sweet.

by Fatale_tale February 15, 2023

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Arthur’s Seat

A nickname for a threesome for when you’re in Edinburgh.

They hiked Arthur’s Seat all night in Pollock Halls.

by chrisheynjr February 12, 2024

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Seat Pickle

A dildo with a suction cup, primarily used when sitting on a hard chair.

Did Rachel forget the Seat Pickle? I can’t sit on the hard restaurants booths without one.

by Ruckus Rawson September 11, 2023

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Seat Gripper

A shit so big you have to grab the sides of the toilet to push it out.

Mike: Dude, are you okay?
Ed: Yeah, that bastard was so big, and wasn’t coming out, I had to hold on for dear life just to give birth to that monstrosity.

Mike: Oh, you experienced a seat gripper!!
Ed: I see you speak from experience.

by FergusMcCloud May 5, 2019

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