RodJammerJR's definitions

Indian Park Interrogation

When you're at Indian Park in Montoursville, PA with a girl, getting handsy and the cops pull up. They begin asking questions, as they realize they know both parties involved. Turns out the girl is underage and the cop notifies her parents. You never see her again.

Man, I got an Indian Park Interrogation after I met a chick on tinder the other week.

by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

Jersey wop fountain

When you bring an Italian girl from New Jersey home, and she squirts on your couch.

Holy shit man, after I took that wop chick home the other day she gave me that Jersey Wop Fountain.

by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

back seat blast

Finger blasting your girlfriend in the back seat as her parents are driving in the front seats.

I gave Kendra the Back Seat Blast on the way home the other night.

by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

220 Takedown

Pronounced as "two-twenty". You and the boys are on a motorcycle cruise, going down Rt 220 through Williamsport, PA. Your girlfriend has had copious amounts of alcohol prior to you getting off work. Against your better judgment you still allow her to get on the back of the bike with you. She then proceeds to try and choke you out going 70 mph down Rt 220. You manage to fight her off while maintaining control of the bike. You and the boys proceed with your ride after taking her home.

Man, that ride last night was wild. She went for the 220 Takedown, so I took her home, and dumped her ass before we continued on.

by RodJammerJR June 5, 2023

Rose Valley Fountain

Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.

Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.

by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023

portable woman

A woman of small stature, as defined by Theo Von.

"I like a tall woman, but I also like me a portable woman." -Theo Von

by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

kalahari cunt kick

When you're floating down the lazy river at a Kalahari Resort and you stick your big toe in the vagina of the lady floating behind you.

Brandon, you won't believe it, I gave Jordan the Kalahari Cunt Kick on our senior class trip a decade ago.

by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024