Definitions by RodJammerJR

Indian Park Interrogation 

When you're at Indian Park in Montoursville, PA with a girl, getting handsy and the cops pull up. They begin asking questions, as they realize they know both parties involved. Turns out the girl is underage and the cop notifies her parents. You never see her again.

Man, I got an Indian Park Interrogation after I met a chick on tinder the other week.

Indian Park Interrogation by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

portable woman 

A woman of small stature, as defined by Theo Von.

"I like a tall woman, but I also like me a portable woman." -Theo Von

portable woman by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

back seat blast

Finger blasting your girlfriend in the back seat as her parents are driving in the front seats.

I gave Kendra the Back Seat Blast on the way home the other night.

back seat blast by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

school bus slit slam

When you finger a girl to completion on the school bus, on the way to school. So that she is soaked as she walks into the school building.

Man, I gave Jordan the School Bus Slit Slam yesterday morning she she was a mess walking into first period.

school bus slit slam by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

Jersey wop fountain

When you bring an Italian girl from New Jersey home, and she squirts on your couch.

Holy shit man, after I took that wop chick home the other day she gave me that Jersey Wop Fountain.

Jersey wop fountain by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

kalahari cunt kick 

When you're floating down the lazy river at a Kalahari Resort and you stick your big toe in the vagina of the lady floating behind you.

Brandon, you won't believe it, I gave Jordan the Kalahari Cunt Kick on our senior class trip a decade ago.

kalahari cunt kick by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

220 Takedown 

Pronounced as "two-twenty". You and the boys are on a motorcycle cruise, going down Rt 220 through Williamsport, PA. Your girlfriend has had copious amounts of alcohol prior to you getting off work. Against your better judgment you still allow her to get on the back of the bike with you. She then proceeds to try and choke you out going 70 mph down Rt 220. You manage to fight her off while maintaining control of the bike. You and the boys proceed with your ride after taking her home.

Man, that ride last night was wild. She went for the 220 Takedown, so I took her home, and dumped her ass before we continued on.

220 Takedown by RodJammerJR June 5, 2023