screech my weasel

To take a exquisitely satisfying piss.

I got up after sleeping for 14 hours and immediately schreeched my weasel.

by fett alf June 15, 2004

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Screech the Weasel

1) v. to masturbate, particularly used when referring to male masturbation.

2) v. to stimulate another's penis manually.

1) Did John come to school today?
-Nope, he decided to stay home
and screech the weasel to some
Czech transsexual porn.

2) She hit me in the face, so I
made her screech my weasel for
forgiveness.

Nota Bene : When used in the past tense, screech is not conjugated as "screeched," rather as "scroche," (pronounced "skROACH."
I heard Bob went over to Susan's.
Did they fool around?
-Nope, they just sat in separate
rooms all night and silently
scroche their respective weasels.
Ha, Bob gets no play.

by DasProfezzional May 4, 2005

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Scratchrilege

When you are watching an epic movie on DVD like Lawrence of Arabia and it dies half way through because the disc is scratched.

"I watched half of WALL-E last night but the the disc was scratched and I couldn't watch the end..."

"that is sacrilege...

or Scratchrilege!"

by gription June 1, 2009

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Scratch out

To dip from the scene.

Mike : This bar is full of gays.

Jamal : Let's scratch out.

by DiPDoPE August 28, 2010

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Scratch Down

To scratch someone everywhere on their body, giving them immense pleasure.

Girl 1: Last night was amazing!
Girl 2: What happened?
Girl 1: Jared gave me a scratch down! <3

by LeMap December 12, 2010

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two dollar scratchie

When you have a bitter break up or disagreement with your partner and their name becomes a non-speakable word, substitute it for "two dollar scratchie". If anyone says their actual name instead of the substituted "two dollar scratchie" - they gotta buy you one!

"Two Dollar Scratchie" is such an arsehole, I can't believe he cheated on me.

by two dollar scratchy hater May 14, 2009

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