seamus'd

the act of going out on holidays or the weekend and drinking to the point where you can't talk coherently and wake up hand-cuffed to a hospital bed the next morning.

Bro - "I'm going out and getting SEAMUS'D this weekend!

by relyt19 April 8, 2011

Fudge Tunnel Steamboat Captain

One of the male homosexual persuasion, who is also a "top."

Hey Corey, check out that group of fudge tunnel steamboat captains going into Claire's.

by Ghetto Neematoad July 16, 2008

Steaming fudgecicle

Getting shat on your shaft during anal sex.

When I said I wanted to fuck the shit out of her I really didn't expect my dick to come out looking like a steaming fudgecicle!

by Lgio April 20, 2013

kentucky steamboat

When a person is taking a shower. Another person will sneak in and start taking a shit without the other person knowing. When your done shut the door and the person will have a nice surprise waiting 4 them after a couple minutes in the shower with steam. LOL

Hey we just kentucky steamboat mike and he had to run out of the bathroom.

by syevieeejb killer November 19, 2011

rim steamer

Its when the giver cups the hands around the takers butthole and breaths hot air directly on the rim creating a sauna like experience for the takers anus.

"Dude, Stella came over later last night and gave me the hottest rim steamer! It was like only my butthole was in a sauna!"

by hazelNUTZ March 1, 2015

Busty Steamer

Having a shit when wanking off, making oneself very hot and steamy.

Spencer loves a good busty steamer, he always comes back out of breath.

by TheBaldNonce69 August 17, 2020

fritzl steamer

A Cleveland Steamer which is performed on a victim imprisoned in a cellar, typically one of your own family

"If that little bitch has tried to escape again I'm going to Fritzl steamer them into next week

by Savile yodeller September 21, 2020