soft...mads

Soft...mads is the sweetest Madison Beer fan page that u can find on tiktok. The person who owns it is kindness in person!

Oh, soft...mads followed me yay!

by Milleyyy December 29, 2020

soft tummy

A word females when in denial of being overweight

“All my pants are standing pants on account of my soft tummy.”

by Flyin_Pig_of_Joy November 10, 2022

soft scalp

When a bald man has a delicious, soft scalp, ready to be devoured.

Join in! We're eating Jamie's newborn's soft scalp!
Damn, that turkish man has a really soft scalp!

by Shark.? May 11, 2022

Soft Shoe

When not gaining a full commitment to do business from a client, due in large part by pressures from mangement to make a sale and you haven't been to the board all day

"Did you hear Popov take that deposit and say he wont run it thru until Friday? Total soft shoe, but hey at least he's on the board"

by jazzless December 16, 2008

soft cloth

a wimp who out-wimps other wimps, usually by backing out of any pre-made deal with a pitiful excuse.

Guy 1: "Hey Billy! Where you going? You said you were gonna help us install this plasma!"
Billy: "Well, I realized that I still haven't decided on whether to organize my Madonna albums either alphabetically or when they were released."
Guy 2: "Man, what a soft cloth."

by ImitationJesus July 11, 2010

soft serve

The sexual act of defecating a malleable stool into your partners mouth.

Dude, last night I had spicy chili for dinner and for desert I gave my girlfriend a chocolate soft serve in bed.

by Fangina November 6, 2007

Soft Target

girls where your chances arent real good, minimal amount of effort as possible should be spent cause its gonna take a lot of alcohol and a miracle to slay her

Drew: I wonder what I have to do to get into her pants?

Eric: Start praying, cause you dont have much of a chance with that soft target.

Drew: I guess Ill wait till 2. Hopefully she will be seeing double.

by Rico Suave and Brody Epic December 14, 2008