soft prick

a prick who when the going gets tough folds like a pack of cards

he made a big noise about his so called rights, but when they stood up to him the soft prick took off like a dog with its tail between its legs

by Bushman92001 April 3, 2017

soft orgasm

When you stop banging just before you orgasm and you still orgasm, but it's not as powerful.

Diana: Oh, George! I'm a about to orgasm.

George: (stops banging)
Diana: (orgasms softly) Fuck you George! Did you just soft orgasm me! We're never fucking again you motherfucking douche!

by monkeyface4568 October 22, 2015

Soft Chocolate

1) Weak... soy... warm... 'hot' chocolate.
2) Nickname of someone who can't handle a normal coffee or hot chocolate.

You're so weak you ordered a Soft Chocolate?

by Jazz Cola February 17, 2009

Soft Shoe

When not gaining a full commitment to do business from a client, due in large part by pressures from mangement to make a sale and you haven't been to the board all day

"Did you hear Popov take that deposit and say he wont run it thru until Friday? Total soft shoe, but hey at least he's on the board"

by jazzless December 16, 2008

soft serve

The sexual act of defecating a malleable stool into your partners mouth.

Dude, last night I had spicy chili for dinner and for desert I gave my girlfriend a chocolate soft serve in bed.

by Fangina November 6, 2007

soft cloth

a wimp who out-wimps other wimps, usually by backing out of any pre-made deal with a pitiful excuse.

Guy 1: "Hey Billy! Where you going? You said you were gonna help us install this plasma!"
Billy: "Well, I realized that I still haven't decided on whether to organize my Madonna albums either alphabetically or when they were released."
Guy 2: "Man, what a soft cloth."

by ImitationJesus July 11, 2010

Soft Target

girls where your chances arent real good, minimal amount of effort as possible should be spent cause its gonna take a lot of alcohol and a miracle to slay her

Drew: I wonder what I have to do to get into her pants?

Eric: Start praying, cause you dont have much of a chance with that soft target.

Drew: I guess Ill wait till 2. Hopefully she will be seeing double.

by Rico Suave and Brody Epic December 14, 2008