Smurf Porn

The display of pornography featuring blue creatures usually performing gang bangs on a similar blue creature with blond hair. The term was first coined in the movie "Donnie Darko" by Ronald Fisher (played by Stuart Stone).

Jack: Hey there son, wanna watch a smurf getting smurfed in the smurf?
John: You mean smurf porn daddy?

by Dada Smurf April 18, 2018

Smurf Dick

Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.

Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.

by Truckingeek October 19, 2018

Feeding bologna to the smurfs

When your smurf becomes hungry and needs his daily bologna

I walcked into ,y dad feeding bologna to the smurfs. Someone please bleach my eyes

by Bolognasmurf October 29, 2018

smurf

Really hot sexy midgets that turned blue cause ur mum

Ohhh yea daddy smurf go deeper daddy

by ohhh hell yea February 26, 2019

Smurfed

The act of being drunk and high as fuck at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.

I was so smurfed I cockblocked myself.

by Papasmurf7 March 3, 2019

Smurfed AF

The act of being skeed and drunk at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.

Brother, I was so Smurfed AF last night I cockblocked myself!

by Papasmurf7 March 3, 2019

smurf

A drug usually mushrooms

smurf (drug usually mushrooms)

That smurf overthere is the strongest one around

I ate a smurf and now im gonna die

by Creator of definitions December 14, 2018