New York Slimes

An insult referring to the New York Times and its journalists, frequently employed by right-wingers who perceive the newspaper as liberally bent and who reject its position as newspaper of record.

"Liberals always resort to insults over constructive criticism, thats why I never read anything from those whiny limp-wristed pinko commies at the New York Slimes."

by Mistakenshyness May 2, 2006

Bejeweled Slime

when a person is so much of a slut/whore they deserve an award and are looked upon as a celebrate of being the biggest whore.

Is also a game that is played by people world- wide where catching the bejeweled slime gives you 100 points.

OMG Becky... Look At That Bejeweled Slime... She Is The Biggest Slime I Have Ever Seen

by No Buddy September 7, 2011

Vagina Slime

Noun: Man who is disgusting to look at, yet is still able to gain entrance into a woman's vagina.

Verb: When a scuzz bag gets with a hot chick

Can you believe that she slept with that vagina slime?

That guy totally pulled a vagina slime; he looks like a child rapist!

by Huey Lewis and the Poops November 30, 2011

slimming

"Slimming" is the vaginal or anal insertion of a liquor (usually vodka) soaked tampon for the purpose of rapid intoxication.

Usually an attempt by a teenager to avoid detection of alcohol on their breath.

guy: What was she drinking last night? She was TRASHED!
girl: Oh, she was slimming!

by John Jacobsen June 18, 2008

slimmie

A very attractive young lady. Will usually be found traveling in herds of 3-4 fellow slimmie's.

Damn, their are made slimmies up in this biotch.

by killa park March 25, 2003

What's Poppin Slime

Another way of saying "what's up"

what's poppin slime popping slime poppin slime whats good what's good sup gud

by B Redd December 11, 2011

slimey pirate

When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.

Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!

by stank mofo nutz July 24, 2003