Monkey science

Experimentation via trial and error,

or the act of throwing poop at a wall and seeing what sticks.

friend 1: "hey bro, let's go do some Monkey science."
friend 2: "that's a great idea, let's go make some scatological discoveries!"

by big whisker July 5, 2023

Covid Science

1. When you just make stuff up that sounds good. So that people will believe it.
2. Untested opinions.

I am building a weather machine, but it's all Covid Science until I do some test runs.

by Khasy March 29, 2025

Science

Science a deadly thing. Hurts peoples brains and makes people want to quit school forever.

Teacher: You have a science test tomorrow
Student: Kill me now

by Moe.14 April 29, 2021

Poultry Science Major

Someone who likes cock so much they have to study it

Poultry Science Major: Man… I love cocks so much… I decided I wanted to study it!

by SpradDaddy May 2, 2024

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons (unpopular opinion)

Most of what you see/hear about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons (unpopular opinion)

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons (unpopular opinion)

by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025

Bomb Science

Used to describe a situation, state or thing that is beyond compare in it's relative excellence.

Hey have you read those new haikus I sent you? They're the bomb science yo!

by Jaemo February 23, 2004

Fulton science academy

the nerdy school where the coolest person in the world, Ariana attends.

WOW! I can't believe Ariana goes to such a nerd school. She is too cool for Fulton Science Academy!!

by bestpersonintheworld38845859 February 25, 2021