Awkward Salmon

When you come up behind or in front of someone and wiggle your hand up their crack without penetration.

Steve awkward salmoned the shit out of Susan last night.

by Maebabe January 1, 2018

May The Sales be in your Favour!

A term/saying used to wish people good luck on boxing day or the night before, so that the person receiving this may get good deals and discounts.

Hey Merry Christmas. Thank You Merry Christmas to you too, oh and May The Sales be in your Favour! Thank you also with you.

by Kal-El The Last Son of Krypton January 7, 2013

sales director

A position created by Managing Director's so straight that the need to adhere to the government's typo stating "75% of all employees SHOULD BE mentally impaired" including management! be stuck to.

a position filled by men so dumb and grossly incompetent at carring out the said job description, that they would find it impossible to sell food to a starving bi-afron or oxygen to a resident of Auschwitz.

In sort and for the benefit of the other 75% "CUNT"

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

sales shark

(Noun, Derogatory Slang)
Someone who works in sales, usually a call center, who will ask a potential customer questions about things that matter to them, and then use those answers to manipulate them into buying something they don't need or signing up for a payment plan.

"Man, I wasn't sure I'd get off the phone, that sales shark kept pressuring me to buy a landline when I only use my cell phone. I couldn't believe he said I'd need a landline 'in case something happened to my kids and they needed to call for help'. Who says that kind of thing to sell something???"

by VeryUnhappyCamper June 29, 2016

maytag salesman

When a wannabe DJ can't mix songs.

"Damn, would you look at that maytag salesman in the booth! His mixes sound like 3 sneakers in a dryer!"

by Serengeti September 27, 2004

Emilia Saams

Emilia Saams is one of the best people I know and one of the most important people to me. She never fails to make me laugh and she always has a smile on her face. AND SHE REALLY LOVES FOOD. If you ever find someone like her in your life hold them close and never let them go. Yo Emilia if you find this the person who sits across from you in third period wrote this. Hope yo like it - from little_br0wnb0y

Yooo is that Emilia Saams bro I would do anything to be friends with her

by Little_br0wnb0y January 15, 2019

Salisbury

loser, lowlife, reject, who lives with his mom.

Jim is such a salisbury he that he burried himself alive and said thats it i give up

by ikan dour mam June 4, 2009