north american lightning rod

go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared

dude, wanna go to the school's field and get a north american lightning rod?

by CmTx P33p3RM4N June 13, 2009

Rod Haul

When your friend and you are expressive, "👺" .

"Yo I'm at the beach a brother told me I'm fried, no its you!👺"

"Why would he lieeee??? 👺👺 jokes free he's the fried type guy 👺 it's never you."

That would be a Rod Haul.

by Chaffeyinabrook April 9, 2024

Tongue Punch the Smoke Rod

When you are hitting a bong and slip the tongue in.

After George decided to tongue punch the smoke rod, nobody was willing to hit it.

by BigBallBingus June 10, 2021

Sheep, Boat, End Rod

3 Completely unrelated items found in the popular game Minecraft

He had a sheep, boat, end rod. I had no idea what his plans were.

by Dogemoji⠀ March 30, 2024

Rod

Rod or someone with the name Rod has a large penis shaft about 11in-13in. They make excellent lovers and are shy when it comes to communication but their packages will be worth the shy annoyance.

Girl 1: This guy named Rod has such a huge cock but he is so shy when we not in the bed.
Girl 2: Daam let me find a nigga named Rod.

by Rainbowsinmytumtum May 23, 2020

Rod

Different word for dick/weenie/tool known also as penis.

Richard is using his rod to pee. A rod is very useful!

by Studs_Ramrod68mr.weenie045 April 28, 2024

the bill-rod

the act of jacking off on a cracker and feeding it to a frenemy or advesary

He really gave him "the bill-rod", didn't he!!

by Mick... January 10, 2012