realdoll

1. Next best thing to a real partner.
2. Doesn't talk back and never says no
3. Comes in multiple varieties

Jim has a realdoll and it was raped by his friends.

by TheRock June 20, 2003

real ale

The is below is correct,if a little oxford. Basicly yeast is added to the "container" so that the beer continues to be live ie improve with age. Two basic types; cask and bottle conditioned.Cask will see a hand pull/pump used for dispence rather than a font,bottle condioned will need careful lable reading to identify if you dont know the brand.although there is now a "CAMRA says this real ale" labling scheme starting to appear,to help the uninitiated.

Forget the keg i'll have the REAL ale

by toymi69 May 29, 2008

Real Tough

It means your sprung on something or someone, and thats all you think about.You cant get enough of it or them.

Dammmn Keyshia you all on his nuts " real tough" let that nigga breathe.

by LAyLAy THE MURDA GHURL! February 24, 2009

realdotaplayer

A dota player that does not interact with the opposite gender.

phil: hey megan
megan: hey phil

(later on dota)
phil: hey guys im a realy (realdotaplayer)
george: NO YOUR NOT I SAW YOU TALKING TO MEGAN!

by deeZK July 17, 2009

Real Juan

A large volume, explosive dump; specifically after eating Mexican food.

Oh! I just dropped a real juan, boyyyyyy.

by Peter Dunbar July 21, 2014

The Real Me

an awesome song by the who; part of the rock opera quadrophenia.

can you see the real me

by fjdakl; September 16, 2006

faux real

Pronounced the same as "fo' real," this is a way to deceive people (especially friends, family, and co-workers) without their knowledge. Simply reply "faux real" and they think you have the same reaction or feel the same way as they do. In reality, you are saying "fake real," so you feel the opposite way but do not want to hurt anyone's feelings. Works well with small children.

Jan: I think these sweat pants look nice on my womanly curves!

Cyndi: Faux real, they do!!

by mockingbird21 December 9, 2008