rubber donny

Someone who would rather not have safe sex and take one for the team

As in... F*ck it lads I'll be a rubber donny and catch something for the team

by Carlo03 January 17, 2016

rubber shavings

A shaving made from a rubber when it is being used

When a rubber is being used shavings come of it"stop eating those rubber shavings charles,"

by Hubababuba January 17, 2019

rubber muffin

A fat girl with typhus on her rolls

I was about to pull out but I remember she got a rubber muffin

by @r.e.t.a.r.d_ & @lwychristian August 5, 2017

Rubber Stamped

Whilst fucking, just before you cum, pull out, pull your rubber off, throw it in her face and cum everywhere.

Last night I rubber stamped that bird!

by Im_Jeff_Vader November 28, 2019

I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

by QuacksO March 24, 2022

Waterlogged rubber

A condom that has been ejaculated into 3 or more times.

After 6 hours with her, my condom was suffering from a case of waterlogged rubber and needed to be changed.

by Metelme18 September 16, 2010

rubber band

When a males penis is hard and pushed back and different directions and bounces back to it's original position

You sprang your rubber band in my face !

by car23 February 22, 2015