Quaran-tine

A romantic interest tantalizing enough to make you forego social distancing and risk contracting the corona virus

Valentine is to Valentine’s Day as quaran-tine is to coronavirus.

The difference between a Valentine and a quaran-tine is that the nicest gift you could get your quaran-tine is not flowers or chocolate - it’s toilet paper.

by Glowrae March 22, 2020

Quarterback

A white person of American origin. Originally all quarterback where white, back when football originated. Doug Williams was the first black starting quarterback to win a Super Bowl in 1988, and the only one until Russell Wilson won Super Bowl XLVIII in 2014. Most super bowl winning quarterbacks are played by a white person.

Bart Starr was first white quarterback to win the first Super Bowl for the Green Bay Packers

Williams was the first black starting quarterback to win a Super Bowl in 1988, and the only one until Russell Wilson won Super Bowl XLVIII in 2014. Most Super Bowls winning quarterbacks are white

Hey Quarterback get your butt back in the game.

Can a quarterback get some help around here or what.

by Equal crack April 5, 2016

quarter pounder

A reasonable large African-American man's piece of meat. a BBC.

Usually served with dick cheese.

white guy coming from McDonalds:
-I got a quarter pounder
black man (unzipping his pants):
-you ain't got a quarter pounder. I got a quarter pounder.

by dildo777 March 25, 2022

Quartering

Sticking 4 or more fingers into a woman's vagina and wiggling them around, as if you were playing with quarters in your hand.

Woman: "Damn, my vagina hurts, I got quartered last night."
Friend: "Oh shit, I heard those Katies are the best at quartering."

by QuarteringKatie February 27, 2011

quarter to eight

a BMW 745

You see my boy kickin it in the new quarter to eight?

by Big Al September 19, 2003

Quarter rican

some one who is only part puerto rican or any other race and keeps on talking about it

quarter rican: "i want to go to my puerto rican parade"

asshole 1: "your not puerto rican, your a quarter rican"

by g February 9, 2004

Quarky

When your emotions are a mix of depression and sadness, and giddiness and love.

Ew, this is weird. I feel, like, totally depressed, but all happy and loved and giddy at the same time. I feel so quarky right now!

by Pandana April 15, 2008