Pure vanilla cookie

He's a healer, He's and ancient hero, and he is NOT THE FATHER OF CUSTARD III, and he liked white lily cookie

Pure vanilla cookie still has feelings for white lily cookie

by Stupidmodels April 10, 2023

Porcelain Punisher

A person who makes a large mess in the toilet, usually after eating specific foods.

"After I ate at Taco Bell, I knew I was going to be a porcelain punisher"

"This is the last time I let Jerry use my bathroom! He's such a porcelain punisher!"

by Mr. Teumessian May 12, 2023

Porcelain Rumbler

A violent, gargantuan dump that has either been just unloaded or found in a porcelain toilet. (9+ inches length, 2+ inches girth.)

“Bro don’t go in there. Somebody left a world record Porcelain Rumbler in that stall”

by Real_KommaL October 18, 2023

spinning punce

A type of attack performed by a somewhat pale IT consultant.

Shutup or I will do a spinning punce

by big red rony March 2, 2005

Ten percent days

A mandatory day off from work that is associated with a 10% cut in pay. Common for companies who desire to cut payroll costs due to a downturn in business without laying people off.

Pig Fucker: I'd offer you a nip, but I know that tomorrow is a weekday, and you have to be able to get up early to go to work.

Numbnuts: Don't worry about it. Tomorrow is one of my ten percent days.

by Garage Dweller May 21, 2009

Two Percent

A man who claims to be two percent black just because he likes to play ball and listen to rap.

Oh for sure, he's two percent, you know?

by Henry Williams T April 28, 2011

a pure rigger

A mane hungry person who is as tight as a ducks arse and wouldnt give you the steam of his piss.

Quote " That Timmy fella is a pure rigger"

by tmes December 3, 2013