Promposing

Most often done around spring time, it is the act of asking someone to go to the prom with you.

It is a challenge every year to think up better and better ways to prompose.

Jack: Hey are you and Liz going to the prom next month?

Doug: Yeah man, I plan on promposing tomorrow morning on the PA.

by Jnac May 9, 2011

junkie's promise

A promise made to be broken, usually through self-delusion, like the junkie saying he just needs one more hit before going straight.

Bob: Man, I got trashed last night. I'm never drinking like that again.

Ted: Ya right, that's a junkie's promise.

by b s d December 15, 2008

promability

The rating or status of a guy/girl on the probability of asking them/going with them to prom
The person should consider the level of awkwardness during the night and the following categories:
1. Abilty to dance/have fun on the dance floor
2. Good social skills
3. Non-boring personality
4. No desire for a booty call

"Hey, are you going to ask Greg to prom?"

"I dunno, Greg seems like an okay guy but he's got no promability."

by meowchelle December 12, 2008

Promiscarious

A conjunction for Promiscuous precarious. Said of a specious female.

"Yo, promiscarious, quit groping the dog and get your ass over here!"

by nlnn September 18, 2008

Puerto Rican Promise

A lie.

Rivera puerto rican promise'd black well he would buy her a 6 pack. Instead, he key'ed her car.

by cognitive July 14, 2011

Shamelessly Self Promoting

When an urbanetizen constantly tries to move his product through every forum available to him.

Jason E. Lee has been shamelessly self promoting his new book "Visions of the Unknown."

by Hayson May 15, 2011

Middle-Finger Promise

Similar to a pinky promise, except with he use of the middle fingers. Usually a bond between two bros. It's a promise, acknowledging, "if I break this, I'm fucked."

Bro 1: Is this shit legit?!

Bro 2: I middle-finger promise!

A bond then can never be broken.

by JaRoy October 19, 2011