dirty poke

Deliberately sticking a bacteria infected finger in another person's eye in order to give them Pink Eye.

Mark was so angry that Collette didn't clean the bathroom that he gave her a dirty poke while she was sleeping.

by cantaya January 5, 2016

dutch poke

A method of card shuffling whereby the middle of the deck is 'poked' out with your index finger and placed on the top of the deck.

I used a dutch poke to shuffle the cards.

by Snoop Dog 373 April 24, 2017

smoke or poke

Referring to routes of drug administration, smoking ie. burning or vaporization and inhalation of substance and/or poking ie. intravenous injection.

So do you smoke or poke?

by gtrill February 1, 2017

Ma se poes

Aii if you don't know what this is then you a ma se poes

Jou ma se poes

by The Naaier May 16, 2022

Pokécall

to phone someone for help when you're stuck on a part of a Pokémon game.

Ash - "origh'?"

Gary - "Sup Bro?"

Ash - "Just left Vermilion city and there's a Snorlax in my way."

Gary - "Don't sweat it man, you made the right Pokécall!'

by Virgin in my mums basement April 4, 2011

Poke

The Facebook finger-fuck

Only poke your friends if they have a tight pussy.

by Jebus914 September 23, 2011

Poke and Choke

Some kinky shit.

You poke her with your wee wee, and choke her at the same time. Girls love that shit.

Last night, I "poke and choked" this one girl so good, that she wanted to sleep over.

by Superman V2 April 21, 2014