man period

The sole and absolute male counterpart to pms in females. Multiple changes in behaviour(s) at various times in the month is characteristic of this affliction.

Symptoms Include:
-fear of reality
-abrupt irritibility
-unwillingness to solve problems
-inconsiderate, yet expects you to be excessively considerate to his feelings
-displays momentary regression back to childish nature(‘little boy syndrome’)
-argumentative but totally still wants to sleep with/do you @ the end of the day
-onset of inwardness
-inconsiderate, yet expects you to be excessively considerate to his feelings
-sporadic moments where he cares again, but doesnt actually mean it
-failure to initiate the apology and or admitting wrongfulness
-purposely goes out of the way to frustrate others(*See ‘little boy syndrome’ above; ie. If he’s miserable, EVERYONE else has to be)
-clearly shows signs of holding onto young man angst(and all things EMO) and behaving like such a little douchebag because of it
-the OPPOSITE of helpful

"You should totally ask your boyfriend if he has his man period right now as that would explain a lot."

"Well anyways, I explained the situation to him and hopefully he's not secretly angry..he hasn't replied yet..I suspect man period is the culprit."

by shanellek December 13, 2008

Point Blank and Period

Phrase: orgin unknown

1. Phrase meaning the end of a conversation, usually inserted to the end of a sentence when the speaker is tired of the subject.

2. Phrase attached to the end of a sentence in order to express a strong point.

"Don't mess with me, point blank and period"

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

Po-Po Period

The time of the month when police run around ticketing or arresting people to fill their quota. The tickets are usually for minor infractions, or trumped up offenses. (Ex: they catch someone urinating on a wall, and arrest them for indecent exposure)

Don't jaywalk, man... bacon bitch is going through po-po period right now.

by Amaretto Kramer February 16, 2006

Buffer Period

When your parents just leave you home alone and you need to wait that certain amount of time before you can smoke some weed, masturbate, call in a hooker, etc.

My parents just left and I need to wait out the buffer period before I know the coast is clear

by Rideher October 30, 2011

On period

1. Meaning something is good;
2. Replaces “on point”

That outfit is on period!

by AustMHein June 12, 2020

I'm on my period

a girl's excuse for everything.. and it works.

Teacher: Excuse me, why are you late to class?
Girl: I'm on my period.

Boyfriend: Why don't you want to have sex with me?
Girlfriend: I'm on my period.

Bitchy friend: Oh my god why are you eating so much?
Girl: I'm on my period.

etc.

by rayrayg March 24, 2012

mourning period

Following a break up, the mourning period is a phase of time where neither party is sexually active with another person. They also may not go on dates with other people. This allows time for both parties to reflect and recuperate upon their breakup. Normally this period of time is three weeks.

Boy 1: She showed no respect for the mourning period, she was fucking another guy before the week was out.
Boy 2: What a slut

by howmayiserve June 29, 2016