get off my phone

Used when somebody is annoying you, such as when yorur friend says "OMG DO YEW WATCH 'LOST' LOL!?!?" and you obviously don't.

Then would be a good time to scream "GET OFF MY PHONE".

(NOTE: taken from Glenn Beck's radio talk show. immediately proceeding this amazing exclamation, he let out a yelp comparable to someone twisting his nipples and, say, waterboarding him.)

Friend: "OMGOD LYK I TXTD YU LYK 4TEEN MILLION TIMEZ WHER R U!?!?"
You: "GET OFF MY PHONE."

Your mother: "Johnny, this is the last time I'm going to tell you to-"
You: "GET OFF MY PHONE."

by gossip_boy July 16, 2009

banana phone

a phone that is a banana. also a song by raffi

the banana phone was a good song

by sam May 13, 2005

Windows Phone

Some people say it's a phone, but some people think not.

"Hey, what is that?"
"It's a Windows Phone."
"Wait, what?"

by CreepyMinerLance September 8, 2015

phone whore

one who goes through new phones like a teenage girl goes through boyfriends.

kasie: are you serious! joey got another new phone, that's his third phone this month!
iveta: ugh he's such a phone whore.
kasie: indeed.

by Joey Kelner April 7, 2008

phonecrastinate

To put off answering the phone until caller ID displays the incoming name and number.

I hate phone solicitation...so much so in fact, that phonecrastination is a way of life for me now.

by DrWatson September 10, 2005

flip phone

a phone that folds up to save space and protect the buttons from being pressed by moving around in the pocket

She had a flip phone with a transparent back.

by The Return of Light Joker August 14, 2009

phone booth

an actual glass enclosed telephone "booth" about 7'X3'X3' designed for having a 'private' conversation?? the fancier ones actually had a little seat, a switchable light/fan combo, and a small writing desk. sometimes i mourn for these when some ass-sucker (so sorry!!, VIP!) is all a-babble two feet from me on a 'soul' (cell) phone.

he stepped into the phone booth to ditch the police.

while talking to elizabeth, he affixed his gum to the bottom of the phone booth seat.

we were feeding slugs to the phone booth, then whapping the 'coin return' to get free calls.

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010