Log Posting 

Log posting is an action by which an individual goes to 4chan’s random board (/b/) and starts a thread any picture or variation of Andy Biersack (aka Andy Sixx) lead singer of black veil brides (BVB). The individual states and refers to the ritualistic consumption of the rock star’s fece’s. Accompanying texts include: “well?” And “would you”

I just went to /b/ and started log posting

Log Posting by Andy6 logs February 21, 2023

Knight of the Post 

A professional thief, hustler, liar or crook. A canny basher dedicated to giving the law the laugh and making some jink in the cross-trade.

Annah is a tough, streewise knight of the post who rips off clueless berks in the most dangerous parts of the Hive.

Knight of the Post by BleakCabal August 19, 2013

load bearing poster

Something that seems trivial or unrelated to a larger thing, until you try to remove it. From a Simpsons episode where Rod (or Todd) tries to remove a Krusty the Clown poster from his wall, only to watch the wall start to crumble apart

Bart said to Rod "Careful... That's a load bearing poster."

load bearing poster by Just another coffee addict May 8, 2016

Ass Rape Position 

1.) lying on one's stomach in prison; especially on a bed, cot, bunk, mat, or any other furnishing-- so that the removal of one's boxers is the only thing that must take place before an anal rape may commence.

1.) Tom Sleeps in the ass rape position.

Ass Rape Position by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017

Insane Brown Posse 

A group of aging encopretic rappers who rap 1950s Frank Sinatra and Peggy Lee hits as a form of geriatric empowerment while openly shitting themselves at the mike.

Insane Brown Posse is seriously dope, they are the ultimate mouthpiece of octogenarians and nonagenarians everywhere!

Insane Brown Posse by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020

Huffing Paint Post 

an apropos nickname for the Huffington Post blog

He's just another liberal idiot spouting talking points from the Huffing Paint Post

Huffing Paint Post by betterthanthou520 April 22, 2011

Post Ejaculation Thoughts 

A thought or realisation after ejaculation whereby you have, either, random or relevant thoughts due to your mind now thinking clearly without sexual hormones being active.

After sex:
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.

Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.

Post Ejaculation Thoughts by Branwell Jäger November 23, 2013