Onioning

To make a promise to do something and then refuse out of a claim of complications or disagreement that never happens.

"He's not onioning his way out of the interview."

by NatrixMonster March 31, 2020

Onion

Someone very stupid; Has the IQ level of a vegetable.

Person 1: Did you hear ____ got caught vaping in the school bathroom?
Person 2: At school? Jesus, that guy is an onion

by sofiee77 February 24, 2025

Onion

Something that has layers

Shrek eat onions

by %$& October 26, 2018

Onion

Marijuana bud or ounce

Mounnaaaa is selling onion

by Mohbakk April 25, 2022

So Be It Onion

A misspelled version of Soviet Union

My Russian friend's dad was born in the So Be It Onion

by Flompus Translator February 5, 2025

Onion

A vegetable that tastes peculiar
It can be peeled and used as an ingredient
Also if u cut it like an idiot, it retaliates and blinds you

Onions have layers

-Shrek

by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019

Noodley Onions

The white noodley onion tasting things in a Western Chinese takeaway's Chow Mein

Wow these noodley onions taste really weird!

by Dabmaster9000 October 8, 2018