Beat Office

To seek personal sexual gratification in the workplace

My boss is stressing me out, but I'll feel better once I go beat office.

by Ollie Tabooger_42 July 15, 2011

officer friendly

the name of the police officer who unjustly beat, arrested, or even killed someone. Made famous by Jello Biafra and punk bands like leftover crack

We were just leaving the show when officer friendly beat me across the head with his billy club.

by EVC June 28, 2007

Police Officer

1. The people with the shiny badge and gun.

2. People that put up all that yellow tape.

3. People that shove you away when you try to see whats happening on the other side of the yellow tape.

4. People that yell at you for no good reason and make you
feel bad.

5. People you run from when you did something wrong or something that will make them mad.

Bob: Look its a police officer
Jimmy: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Jimmy: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week.

by $LAYER November 17, 2005

loan officer

I great guy who gets screwed by jackass customers over 500 dollar fees, which he gets half of in commision and no base salary. Real estate Agents hate them. See Real Estate Agents for complete rant about how much peices of crap they are.

I, Mr loan officer, made 300 bucks and forgot to charge the fee, and customer told me to go to hell and laughed. All this after a months worth of work.

by Hot redhead July 29, 2007

Officer

Another word for cocksucker.

"Yes, Eve 2.0 is an officer for sure."

by ChrisWoltz April 24, 2018

beat the brakes off it

have sex with. beat it up, tear it up.

way of threatening to kick someones ass.

man, i would beat the brakes off it!
beat the breaks off that girl.

mother fucker, fuck you, im going to beat the breaks of your ass when i see you!

by H4X0R 3li73 March 10, 2009

officer

Short for Police Officer

That Muthafuckin police Officer pulled me over and took my sticky icky.

by Knowledge November 9, 2003