Ben

Thinks his name is Sam, but its actually ben

'Hi my names Sam'... 'okay it's actually Ben'

by Benjaminlol May 10, 2018

Ben

Dumbass that can't keep his damn mouth shut, sucks dick everyday and probs plays with himself, tall, blonde ugly and is really stupid, he can go fuck himself and die in a hole

Girl A: is that Ben
Girl B: yep
Boy A: yo Ben!
Ben: sup dumb shut
Girl A and B: omg wtf, he is so rude *they walk away*

by Damnboiii October 25, 2018

Ben

Gay little shit that fucking eats Doritos and drinks Mtn Dew and sits on his ass all damn day playing fucking Fortnite and swearing at the little 3 year olds for calling him retarded.

Little Kid: Your gay.
Ben: What the fuck u say to me you little shit?!?!

by TTVReckless August 28, 2019

Ben

Ben can bench 90kg but can’t carry more than 2 slices of bread

Ben is the sort of guy to put sauce on a guys knob, suck it off then say no homo afterward

Anyone: You're such a Ben

No one: Ben is good

by CheddarSticks June 7, 2019

Ben

Ben has a big ass dick

Here comes big ass ass dick Ben omg I want it in my butt

by Chkm November 1, 2018

Ben

A horrible sluggish person that is everything horrible in the world. He is a Bentrocity. He is a mean little poop. That no one likes and he back stabs you with all your fears. If you meet a Ben make sure you run as far as you can and store up for yourself a bunker capable of keeping out the worst thing in the world.

Ahh Ben is come run for your life. Before he ruins it!

by R o b e r t July 26, 2018

Ben

Has narcissistic personality disorder. Has problems keeping genitalia clean. Has the nose of an elf and looks like an avatar. Arse is massive and not in a good way. German origin but doesn’t wear socks and sandals. Likes eating big things that smudge all over his face. Cheats. Makes friends with exes. Fake. Has daddy issues which created the personality disorder. Dad would sell him for a new laptop

I can’t believe you cheated, took all my money and emotionally abused me and live in such an unempathic manner.

That’s because you dated a Ben.

Has that man got tits??

Yeah that’s a Ben.

by Bunstinioyaa May 30, 2018