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KEVINS ARE THE WORST TO ALL NOAH’S. He tends to be to to everyone except Kevin. When Kevin makes beans Noah hates it because Kevin always drops them. Basically Kevin’s are bad and Noah’s are better
Kevin has small dick energy compared to Noah
Noah by Not Noah lol April 28, 2020
clarance xoxo

jk hes my bestie an he dont look like clarance
unno noah everyone says hes irl (clarance) .
Noah by immastearyouman April 29, 2020
Noah is the hottest boy on the planet. And has a huge penis. He loves gaming and is a really talented gamer that has a bad gaming reputation but plays like a professional. He will grow up to be an elite sports player and shit on the people who bullied him while gaming.
2020: “Noah sucks

2040 “omg I need his autograph
Noah by WaffleRick May 5, 2020
HIS DICK IS HUGE AND HE STARES AT HIS GIRLFRIENDS ASS
Noah his dick is huge and he stares at his girlfriends ass
Noah by Maggdoggie May 5, 2020
An asshole who will lead you on for months and not tell you that he has a girlfriend.
I just got played by Noah.
Noah by Alexis Walker May 7, 2020
Someone who can be a dirty minded person but can also be funny in many ways, plays games and is good at all of them, a person you can trust to not tell all your secrets, who can make you happy when your felling down, if you meet a noah then you just found someone that you should never let to of.
Person: I need to tell you a secret

Noah: ok I wont tell anyone (actually wont tell anyone)
Person: okay
Noah by Urtreegayy May 23, 2020