Ninja Deuce

When you take a particularly nasty shit in the bathroom of someone you hardly know, then tell no one, like a true ninja master.

Holy shit dude, I am pretty sure that Rachel's friend whatsherface, ninja deuced us last night. Thats the last time i have her friends over for Mexican food, twat.

by Arsenal89 August 15, 2008

solid nine

A girl who is always a nine. Even when she wakes up after a night of hard drinking.

Solid nine: Am I beautiful?
Guy: You're the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Solid nine: Even though I have vomit in my hair.
Guy: Yep.

by BillBrasky March 28, 2006

Greek nintendo

1) A slick way of saying hand job.

male:let's go play some greek nintendo!
female:what's that?
male:that's when you sit in my lap and use my penis as a joystick!

by J-pop February 25, 2006

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The four sexiest mutant turtles ever created. Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.

Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.

by Buslady September 17, 2005

Ninja Mistake

Something that doesn't exist.

Apparently, fate and Ninja Mistake are one and the same.

Ninja do not make a mistake, you fucktards.

by lmao November 22, 2004

clit ninja

A true master of the stealth orgasm, a clit ninja is capable of manipulating the clit (the sex organ primarily responsible for female orgasms) completely undetected and with astounding results; a clit ninja is also just generally good in bed.

Amy was so bored in Algebra, she slipped her hand down her skirt and had at it. What a clit ninja.

Tom went down on me for five hours last night. He's my personal clit ninja.

by nihil8r September 24, 2004

ninja approach

Sitting in a dark corner, waiting for your target to let their guard down, and then raping them.

Usually done in a BLUUAAARRGH fashion.

Dude 1: I raped yo mom last night, I used the ninja approach.
Gaby: Did you at least scream really loud while doing it?
Dude 1: Totally man.
Gaby: Fine then.

by captain rape July 16, 2010