9 definitions by lmao

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I had this substitute teacher on friday and she was totally crunked I swear she started singing opera, and she sounded british. She was old and super nice because some guy would tell her how nice she was.
She started talking about chicks slitting their wrists, totally out of hand. The students made themselves at home some dude recording the shit with his self phone.
by lmao April 09, 2005
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to gargle ones own semenal juices
bukkake
seagulling
frotage
did you see me bocky myself and it spill down my chin?
by lmao November 01, 2004
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foster has big teeth the goofy mutha fuka
foster has BIG teeth his teeeth are banging to the beets of the boombox
by lmao August 07, 2004
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Something that doesn't exist.

Apparently, fate and Ninja Mistake are one and the same.
Ninja do not make a mistake, you fucktards.
by lmao November 22, 2004
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n. someone who constantly stares at the floor in the FPS genre of games | n. one who is n00b past all other n00bness (also see newb, n00b, newbie) | n. one who plays at least 36 pug's in one day | n. one who says OMG frequently especially when associated with getting owned (see also owned, or pwned)
by lmao January 19, 2004
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whiney ass bitches who won't shut the fuck up even though they are clueless morons and even if you shove facts in their face that contradict their stupidity even if those facts are from flamingly gay liberal sources
emocrats are whining fucking maggots
by lmao August 02, 2004
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g_o_d_is_here and his sister are in love with each other and it has been said they have fornicated many of times with each other thus this makes them incest.
by lmao March 09, 2005
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