Bagel

American donut

That's a bagel

by Handsomesquidward#1098 January 17, 2022

Bagel

Sugar free donuts

Billy: “y’all want some bagels?????”

Chris: “hell naw. Get those sugar free donuts outta my face.”

by King of kings lord of lords247 June 24, 2021

Bagel Coughing

Coughing Rapidly While Eating A Bagel At The Same Time

i was bagel coughing.

and its not my fault, i was dared.

by worldwide4445 May 31, 2022

Bagel

Timothy Hobbs

“Tell bagel to like Angela back”

by Immeanttobedoingmyenglishwork February 5, 2021

Bagel

A seagull that flies over a bay

Bro, look at the huge bagel!

by Exam ,m ndxd January 10, 2022

sucks bagels

It's a synonmyn of sucks balls

Dude 1:"The concert is sold out."
Dude 2: "That sucks bagels

by Texasfreak May 18, 2009

Dick bagel

A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.

Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.

by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024