(Noun) Used to describe any unidentifiable substance or substances which have a loose likeness to man fat.
1. Has someone covered the lemon drizzle cake with monkey smile?
2. I was up all night making that monkey smile.
2. I was up all night making that monkey smile.
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2 The Nature Conservancy organization revealed to the scientific community in February 8, 2010 that Pan pugus is actually a parasitic mammalian organism that latches on to a desired target. Behavioural analysts of the Nature Conservancy published an article denouncing the species to be a "pest to wildlife, even humans." At maturity, the Fucking Monkey metamorphoses its anatomical structure into a horrendous appearance, and begins looking for a "mate" (prey). If the prey is Homo sapien, the Fucking monkey proceeds to figuratively "latch on" to its target, and siphons time, and capital slowly. The unfortunate victim will not realize malevolent effects until all his or her time and capital have been siphoned away. Pan pugnus will then "break up", or latch off from its victim. Finished prey will be nothing but a shell, and may be emotionally unstable, until companions console him or her.
2 The Nature Conservancy organization revealed to the scientific community in February 8, 2010 that Pan pugus is actually a parasitic mammalian organism that latches on to a desired target. Behavioural analysts of the Nature Conservancy published an article denouncing the species to be a "pest to wildlife, even humans." At maturity, the Fucking Monkey metamorphoses its anatomical structure into a horrendous appearance, and begins looking for a "mate" (prey). If the prey is Homo sapien, the Fucking monkey proceeds to figuratively "latch on" to its target, and siphons time, and capital slowly. The unfortunate victim will not realize malevolent effects until all his or her time and capital have been siphoned away. Pan pugnus will then "break up", or latch off from its victim. Finished prey will be nothing but a shell, and may be emotionally unstable, until companions console him or her.
by GorlamiMargarettiDominic February 9, 2010
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by That guy over there too November 22, 2010
Get the Shit, it's a monkey mug.A foul-smelling, well-used vagina. Most females possessing a monkey pooch are either lacking the intelligence of the conventional woman or are simply both liars and hussies.
"Kevin, the smell of your girlfriend's monkey pooch could kill a small rodent."
"Kevin! You want to make me feel better than I feel right now?! You want to give me pleasure? Stick your fingers in my monkey pooch!"
"Shit, she had four guys in that monkey pooch of her's."
"Kevin, your monkey pooch - having girlfriend is a liar and a hussy."
"Kevin! You want to make me feel better than I feel right now?! You want to give me pleasure? Stick your fingers in my monkey pooch!"
"Shit, she had four guys in that monkey pooch of her's."
"Kevin, your monkey pooch - having girlfriend is a liar and a hussy."
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Jim: I saw john run around retard monkey-ing he was doing it all wrong
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple
by Ass definition October 2, 2011
Get the retard monkey mug.In august 2019 a Youtube channel uploads a british man starts making fun of a gorilla in the Steam game called Ark, he ends up destroying his camera and himself because the gorilla was pissed
Hey look at this monkey
ooga booga ooga booga ooga booga x3
(Camera gets freaking destroyed by the gorilla)
ooga booga ooga booga ooga booga x3
(Camera gets freaking destroyed by the gorilla)
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