moisture

to get "head," or felatio.

Yo son, my d*ck is dry. Call Stacy, I could use some moisture.

by Ricardo G. May 13, 2005

moist pussy wad

the grossiest three words you can think off....

and then there is vaginal psoraisis....

and then anal queef.

moist pussy wad; what you have.

all three of those are what you have.

by kris j. August 25, 2008

Moick

A person that is able to suck his own genetalia.

1: Look it that guy he can touch his toes

2: I bet hes a Moick

by Andy March 4, 2005

Moink

In Ukraine, the moink is that corner of flesh above the nut sack, but just below the shaft of the penis. This area of the human anatomy rarely sees the light of day, mostly due, of course, to its intimate proximity to the shaft of the penis; gravity also plays a considerably influential role in the moink's inability to get a tan.

Dude, my moink itches.

Dude, do not listen to any of the other Urban Dictionary posts for the word, "Moink".

by Larry_Putana August 24, 2009

Moin

the guy in most cases that can lure basically anyone in with his charm and individuality. Moin's normally are some of the most outspoken people but when you get to know them you'll realize they kick ass at everything they do. He gets pissed really easily. Pretty smart but if he doesn't nail his grade he is mad If you find Moin become close to them but make sure not to throw them off guard because they know they are liked therefore they won't put up with people who can't fully appreciate their being. Moin's are often times the most guarded but I guarantee when you get to know them you'll be glad you went through the hassle of getting to one. he is a good wingman

He is such an owl. What Moin!

by Shifobifo February 20, 2019

dead moines

Des Moines, Iowa: referring to the fact that there's not many things to do in dsm... except for, of course, when it's caucus time.

A place that may not be the smallest city, but it doesn't stop you from eventually realizing that through just a few friends, you are connected to just about EVERYONE in Iowa.

I'm def moving out of dead moines soon as I gradute.

by Emi Vilks January 17, 2008

moist loaf

It basically means "nice arse"

cor, did you just see that girl to the left, she has a MOIST LOAF!!

by oli cocup October 29, 2007