A misty

Isa girl who will be the fallback girl and mistake it for being someone special. A misty believes in the end she will be what a man wants and will remain a constant presence in a guys world even if he is with somebody else. Even tho shes always temporary, she believes she will one day be permanent in a guys life. Shes not above lying and manipulating to make sure that her place and her foot stays firmly in the door of this person. A misty tends to get very fat and will invent physical ailments to get sympathy and back in good graces with whom she seeks the pity from. A misty is nothing to believe in or trust. Shes very believable and can cry on cue to become more convincing. A misty can turn any guy against his girl by making him believe shes not faithful if the girl has her figured out and poses a threat in being exposed for who she really is

There is a Misty at work around here but she is only temporary.
That new girl is a Misty and i didnt give her enough credit.

A lingering Misty becomes a musty problem that needs to be addressed.

by KantTrustThisKind July 20, 2021

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Best Mistake

A fan fiction of Oikawa and Iwaizumi, that will tear your heart in two. Make you cry for hours on end. Also after reading it, the song (specifically the piano version of it) A Thousand Years by Christian Perry will make you cry every time you hear it.

"Hey! Have you read the fanfic Best Mistake?"
"Ack! Don't remind me of that, I cried for days on end because of that fic!"

by _TooruOikawaFavoriteFoodIsMilk December 17, 2021

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Honest mistake

when you mistake a dancer for a waitress, at a strip club.

John said, “honest mistake” after he handed the strip club dancer a $5 bill and told her to get him 2 bud lights. She threw the $5 back at him and said I am a dancer not a waitress.

by RNKMXN November 5, 2022

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Backdoor Misty

A wet Fart

When you are hitting it from behind, and she gives you a little Backdoor Misty

by Esotric November 5, 2023

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miner mistake

Tongue-in-cheek reference to Texaco's seemingly-insignificant error of drilling a 14"-diameter bore-hole into da roof of da Diamond Crystal Salt Company's hacked-out chasm underneath Lake Pigneur; as we all know, though, said comparatively-tiny geological puncture was ANYTHING BUT "miner" --- I mean, minor!

Poking a merely-foot-two-inch-diameter hole into da roof of a hollowed-out salt-cavern may indeed not sound very serious or dangerous, but when you consider dat (1) there was an entire lake on top of said fissure, and (2) da material surrounding said unintended vent was largely composed of readily-dissolvable salt --- which of course would just erode away and thus rapidly make said erroneous orifice progressively bigger --- said "miner mistake" was hardly "small potatoes", after all!!

by QuacksO December 31, 2023

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