minge hinge

A crucial moment in a relationship in which the future of the relationship (and therefore possible sexual relations) hangs in the balance.
Jake: How's it going with you and Sarah?

Ed: I'm not sure man, I think i've reached the minge hinge.
by trigger_hippy October 16, 2010
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Minge hinge

My minge hinge is flapping again
by Bumtingy February 08, 2019
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Minge Bling

The act of blinging up a minge via the use of cheap diamond fakery.
Hey Girlfriend, my Vag-jay-jay is looking lush since I had 169 cubic zirconia's super-glued to it! Check out my Minge Bling!
by Ratskrad January 19, 2011
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Minged

An adjective describing a form of intoxication where the member is more than fried, but also in control of their actions.
Aye bruh that gas got me minged as shit. IS THERE CUM IN THAT JAUNT???
by Hammer66 June 02, 2022
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Mingeing

Portmanteau. Whinging like a cunt. Or cunty whinging.
Fucking hell hon, it was pathetic. I told him we were over and he was on the phone mingeing away at me.
by Thatcymraes September 27, 2022
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tong ming yang

man, that guy is such a tong ming yang
by cheese that is melted November 23, 2017
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Ming ming nah nah

The text response to a mate who is completely spangled and sends you a nonsensical text message. It tells them that they are talking complete bollocks so rational replies aren't required
Hey, I was thinking on Saturday, No Friday what am I talking that we could nnnnnnnnsjdfjdfjdsdj

Ming Ming Nah Nah
by Olsburger September 07, 2016
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