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do the milking

male masturbation -the male manipulating it's 'udder' to produce "male soul milk" performed more effectively with an assistant, or helper !
we tried to get zeke to go with us to foolsley's, but he said he had to do the milking !

being 'not good enough' , (except to the 'heavy' women) john left the "pick up bar" and went home and do the milking !

he needed to find a "milk maid" to do the milking !
by michael foolsley December 4, 2020
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banana milk

Jungkook likes to drink banana milk
by ttaekook October 21, 2020
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Milk with Ice

People who drink milk with ice cubes in it are legally retarded and require a special education to help them out with their disability.
You drink milk with ice? I didn’t know you were a spaz
by Snaktyme February 16, 2021
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public milk

When one's housemates/family have irritated or wronged oneself in some way, he or she may choose to invoke "public milk" out of spite. This practice involves chugging milk straight out of the carton without telling anyone, and works especially well if one has any prexisting contagious medical conditions.
for example:

"my flatmates came home really drunk last night and woke me up, so I public milked them"

"the other day my step-sister invoked public milk, and now I have the flu"
by bdcb September 22, 2012
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Milk Masher

When two men whip their cocks at eachother in an attempt to smash their meat together.
Mike tried to do a Milk Masher on Dylan but it was September, and so Dylan turned him down.

The two men at the cock fights tried to do a Milk Masher to make a super chicken but they ended up making the roosters twitch in pain.
by Sister Chuck October 31, 2011
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milking the baby

when a male sucks a female's breasts during sexual contact
valentina: Hey girl me and my boo went pretty far last night
sabrina: omg were you milking the baby?
valentina: yeah it felt great to have someone like him sucking on my nipples
by Stephanie Bortabitch October 13, 2011
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milk girly

A girl that loves milk, an insatiable large amount of milk
My friend Eden, identifies as a milk girly and all the boys on hinge have to bust a comment. Honestly, all she wants is to sip a little chocolate milk and blow it out her nose.
by Cockodille Dundee December 17, 2022
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