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Dark Matter

When an extremely dark motherfucker cumshots into someones face.
She loved daddy's dark matter late in the night.
Look that girl just got covered in dark matter.
by Skinny jimmy June 6, 2018
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Dirty Mattbauer

When a girl is about to cum from oral, she pulls your face into her pooper while not allowing you to leave until you solve an entire calculus exam
He didn’t know how to use his tongue, and it took me an hour to cum. To get back at him, I gave him a Dirty Mattbauer when I finished
by Covidconcussion April 16, 2020
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appearances matter

A wistful notion from the recent-yet-distant time when people saw each other.
Glancing into her closet, filled with lovingly-chosen clothing she no longer wore, slipping on her plastic coat, her mask and rubber gloves to go 'shopping', she recalled what her mother had taught her when she was young, that appearances matter, and wondered when it would be true again.
by Monkey's Dad May 14, 2020
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molecules matter

a civil rights movement started by hoarders that were built around the theory of slowly selling off slides of molecules to children for small change to maximize an inheritance if you are poor
have you heard of molecules matter, its taking scrapyard principles to the next level
by Cody5050 December 9, 2020
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tony matterhorn

Tony Matterhorn is a Musician, songwriter, and deejay. Matterhorn is known for the hit song Dutty Wine. Established in 2005, the FLA regulates the legal and lawful use of private firearms in Jamaica, in keeping with safe use and handling standards worldwide. In 2019, 51 persons had their firearms licences revoked in Jamaica. — Google
Regina: Hey troy have you heard of the dutty wine
Troy: Yeah, by Tony Matterhorn!
by theysaydojaissosticky July 31, 2021
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dirty mateasha

Shoving a Xbox controller in their ass while shoving two Nintendo switch joycons and a Xbox controller in their pussy while their vibrate inv and fuck then while choking
by Pentquad September 7, 2021
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