Maile

One of the best people ever. My best friend, and sister. Love her a ton.❤️

Wow Maile how did I get so lucky to have you as a sister?

by Carllllllthatkillspeople November 2, 2019

mailb0xjeevas

That one mello simp, who's got mello

person: have you heard of a mailb0xjeevas

Person 2: yeah mello left nina for them i think

by mailb0xjeevasfan May 28, 2021

The Alaskan Mailman

When you take viagra, stick your dick in the freezer to make it cold, and start suprise fucking while yelling "mails here!"

My bf tried doing "The Alaskan Mailman" but he left his dick in for to long and got frostbite.

by HesitantBubble July 19, 2021

mailbox millionaire

a welfare recipient who behaves as if they are rich, spending cash the week after receiving their government check only to be broke for the three weeks remaining until their next payday.

During the first week of the month, Walmart is filled with mailbox millionaires.

by minasue October 11, 2013

mailure

Noun

A failure to convey an idea or emotion in an email communication, due to the impersonal nature of text.

Jan didn't understand a word of where I was coming from in that email.. it was a complete mailure.

by Jake Rodgers May 28, 2008

Mailbox Head

Having a large and squarish head that resembles a mailbox. A lot of the times people with mailbox heads eat ass. occasionally they will have spiked or raised hair resembling the flag on a mailbox.

"Have you seen that dude grant? He got a Mailbox Head."

by DatManT January 15, 2017

Massachusettes Mailbag

A sexual act in which 200 men form a circle around a woman, coming into a mailbag one at a time until the bag is filled with the sperm of every man. The woman in the center of the circle is then hit in the face repeatedly with the bag.

An alternate form of this act is called the Massachusettes Mailbag "Charleston Chew," in which the man who hits the woman with the bag proceedes to shit into the woman's mouth.

Henry wondered why Sally wasn't at work, but then he remembered that she was still recovering from that crazy Massachusettes Mailbag on Sunday.

by Scottimius September 6, 2008