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Down Hill Mountain Biking 

The best sport Ever. Much better that other pussier types of MTBing. Chucking yourself off drops bigger than you can imagine.

Oh, did i mention, they get ALL the girls.
Whoah, look at that. Does he have a Down Hill Mountain Biking bike. He must be pretty gnarly.

Robespierre coming down the mountain 

When you realize someone you had respected has lost their mind you would refer to them as "Robespierre coming down the mountain" in reference to Robespierre's Cult of the Supreme Being festival in which he appeared at the top of a 'paper mache' mountain constructed in the center of Paris in a toga and decended to give a speech. Many saw this as proof that he thought he was more than human and had lost touch with reality.
"Oh, here's Robespierre coming down the mountain!"

thats how we do it in mountain brook 

what you say when you break your phone for no reason
New iPhone X thats how we do it in Mountain Brook

Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker 

An alcoholic shooter consisting of:

1/3 Whiskey
1/3 Tequila
1/3 151 Proof Rum

A popular shooter in western Canada and the northwest USA. Hard to stomach, hence the name. This shooter doesn't have a desirable taste, so it is most often bought for others. A common birthday shot.
"It was Tim's birthday, so of course I bought him a Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker!"

Pocono Mountain East 

Pocono Mountain East High School is a place located in Swiftwater, PA. Let's get one thing straight: The school doesn't suck--the people do. Most (if not all) the girls are skanky, and spend most of their time on their knees rather than studying. The boys pretend they like girls when most of them are busy messaging the gay kid on myspace for a hook-up. And best of all is the administration. They're simply a bunch of hypocrites. They say one thing and do another. It's seriously a hot mess. Graduating from this school means you're nowhere NEAR facing the real world, because the curriculum is a joke, and the only thing the school focuses on are those annoying PSSA scores.
Boy: Jeeze, I'm so tired of PSSA's, skanky girls, and closet-cases!
Girl: Damn, you must go to Pocono Mountain East.

Green Mountain Mustache 

Being on the recieving end of a St. Albans Snickers
Dude, my face is so chocolately from that St. Albans Snickers, do I have a Green Mountain Mustache?