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Merovingian

Chocolate cake so good that it makes you have an orgasm eating it.
"Let's go to that restaurant where I heard they serve Merovingian for desert. I want to get me some of that!"
by Peezee-Ark October 5, 2003
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metrocon

Short for 'metroconservative', i.e. a person of conservative worldview living in a city.

Metrocons typically derive their worldview from some sort of intellectual reasoning, as opposed to soaking up the worldview from base emotions, reflexes and socializing with like-minded people, like hardcore people of other political orientations typically do.

This makes them typically much more tolerant than other conservatives are, so metrocons are often viewed by hardcore conservatives as 'fake' or 'meek' or not genuine, somewhat similar to RINOs (Republican In Name Only), with an obvious difference, though: RINOs can be rural or metropolitan.

In short, RINOs are moderate left-liberals with some conservative tendencies, while metrocons are city intellectuals who for some reason decided to value something from conservative worldview. One notable British metrocon is Theodore Dalrymple. In US, they are much more numerous, with Jonah Goldberg and Mark Steyn being among the most prominent.
You're a metrocon, because you don't hate gays.
by mrkafk March 2, 2006
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metrodome

Metro - dome .. Means getting head in the metro area of a town or just getting head in the big city.
Yeah man tonight im getting som of dat metrodome from that hoe burger tonight.
by K weezy May 27, 2006
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Metrophobia

So my English teacher started reading T.S. Eliot, and I started having a seizure because of my Metrophobia.
by Phobiaz July 22, 2008
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metrOCD

A combination of metrosexuality and obsessive compulsive disorder that is only found in men. The patient often goes through bouts of indecision regarding outfits, trying on several until it looks absolutely perfect.
The metrOCD was almost too much to handle for Fred as he readied to go to the party.
by azxcvbnm,.lkjhgf July 18, 2011
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Big Metroid

The biggest Metroid ever. He has found a way to nullify the effects of the Ice Beam and is such invincible. Big Metroid frequents message boards across the intrawebs.
Big Metroid just killed Samus!
by Charles Abel September 8, 2005
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Bristol Metropolitan Academy

Some shitty inner city school that stinks of weed.
The smell of weed coming from Bristol Metropolitan Academy has reached Vassals today.
by Darth to nuews May 2, 2019
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