Materism

The religion of those who worship Tow Mater and believe Cars 3 isn't canon

"After converting to Materism I started pulling hella bitches. Shit's crazy" - Ghandi or something idgaf

by N.ether August 24, 2023

Material Baddie

A person who can hold their own and take care of themselves in the corporeal realm. They are typically very attractive and independent.

Alexis Rose from the TV show Schitts Creek is such a material baddie.

by Earthmangaboy13 August 27, 2023

MaterBating

When you fall off your Lightning Mcqueen bed during sex.

Jack: I fell off my bed while I was fucking my girl
Joe: That wasn't regular sex, that was MaterBating

by Dumbfuck supreme September 2, 2023

maternal twins

when theyre twins but they have different dads

tom: yo cheryl had maternal twins
jerry: what’s that?
tom: cheryl fucked 2 different dudes back to back. both came in her and 2 eggs got fertilized. they’re twins with different dads, so they’re maternal twins

by pinkfag October 1, 2023

Materryon

The sweetest person you could ever meet usually a lightskin dreadhead he’s really one of a kind

Materryon is very handsome

by Hajene November 20, 2023

Maternal cojones

1: A mothers balls aka ovaries,

2: An apt description of a mother's ability to protect a child from imminent danger in extreme circumstances

That took some real maternal cojones!

by Cryptzoo November 21, 2024

Materialscientist

Yet another loud and pointless wikinazi from English Wikipedia. Known to slander users for no reason at all. Known to whitewash other wikinazis.

- I know Materialscientist - said no one.
- I trust Materialscientist - said no one.
- Materialscientist is cool - said no one.

by Barkingdog January 17, 2024