Massagyny

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH MISOGYNY!!! A religion founded by Sir Alexander MacGregor in the 14th century, in which it's fellowship partake in ritualistic massages on the sabbath and often times the congregation will partake in sexual pleasures with one another. There are 69 commandments, or as others like to say, positions one must follow in order to be accepted into the religion or considered a Massaganist. (Alter boys are considered back scratchers to anyone without a partner.)

Today is Sunday, we must practice our Massagyny religion, so lets take out our sacred oils and lotions and lather each other up in the name of The Holy Latherer.

by Alejandro M August 23, 2010

massagonistic

To be very good at giving massages to Ashley Jensen $:

Billy is very massagonistic!

by freeb January 13, 2013

message unread

Its a message that hasnt been read.

"Its an ok day still. I love you ok? I always will. Its ok"
"Please try to get me. I am sad and i am honouring you with my request. I am sad and i dont know what to do. Can you help me?"
message unread

by Krkič January 5, 2022

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

away message

A suicide note. A note that one writes before they kill themselves.

Kurt Cobain quoted Neil Young in his away message

by nobhdy May 2, 2007

generic message

generic message- one of the names i use to own people in dod

"omfg generic message is a f******** bot"

by generic message December 4, 2004

breaking the message chain

On Myspace or other sites with private messaging, after a series of back-and-forth messages, sending one that ultimately ends the chain.

You: Hey, what's up?
Girl: Not much. How bout you? =
You: I want to skeet on your face and make you slurp it up.
You: Wait, I didn't break the message chain did I?

breaking the message chain

by Myspace Addict January 5, 2008